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About: I'm the American dream, an architect in training, working the grave yard shift as an operator at a hospital to pay the bills and keep the family afloat. I like to think I'm playing the main role in a movie scripted to follow the pursuit of my success. Ironically, my character's main obstacle concentrates on the overwhelming amount of self destruction he is embedded with. I'm just a cynical storm wandering the desensitized avenues of the web.

Porn is a serious task.

youngatheist:

Pretty much my compliments

gauddamit perv

some mothafukaz are just too damn creative for their own well being. 

One day I will be so paid Ima hire Hans Zimmer to follow me around with an orchestra and compose his masterpieces to the soundtrack of my life. 

just-call-me-vendetta:

need4arevolution:

its estimated 4% of the american population are sociopaths. That’s 12 million of the populous which in comprehensible terms is the equal populous of a bustling, over congested, city like Illinois. 

To break it down one step further, 1 in 25 Americans are conscienceless. 

Are you looking up at the people around you yet? Well you should be.

Illinois is a state not a city. 
I’ve always been self aware but that question is a scare tactic.
Sentences like that cause paranoia.

State* 

Cause my enormously high exposure in media is going to make all of America on high alert. 


its estimated 4% of the american population are sociopaths. That’s 12 million of the populous which in comprehensible terms is the equal populous of a state like Illinois. 

To break it down one step further, 1 in 25 Americans are conscienceless. 

Are you looking up at the people around you yet? Well you should be.

went to my friends house and found this as his wifi.

went to my friends house and found this as his wifi.

(Source: lovequotesrus, via deathbyshoe-icide)

miguel tried to long jump 46 bitches in church shoes this nigga think he blake griffin

(Source: titytwochainz, via kingjaffejoffer)

band-nonsense:

tessaviolet:

peachofcake:

tessaviolet:

i’m tupac on the inside.

tupac is dead.

exactly.

well this is more emotional than expected 

(via deathbyshoe-icide)

ambassador-of-anguish:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

This is perfect.

(via dearyouyesyou)

verymadlib:

newporty:

rharha:

MUAY THAI DOLLY - Youth BKK series shot on location soi 38, Bangkok.

Shot by Kristen lee moolman

Styled by RhaRha /dronegoddess

No games squad : Courtney de Witt

baaad

punch me till i bleed <3

shit.

(Source: thesis nogames.com, via kingjaffejoffer)

“I’d like to think I’m a nice person, but I don’t know, man.” —Louis CK (via youngerkennedy)

(via deathbyshoe-icide)

Okc fans remind me of some zombified, brainwashed, metropolis cult. Clapping in sink, standing at the same time. They probably get served soylent green in the food stands.

I don’t care what non of yall say bout they’re good fans, that shit is creepy, homie.

bleacherreport:


LeBron gets called for a foul for the first time in nearly 3 full games. LeBron is confused by this.

bleacherreport:

LeBron gets called for a foul for the first time in nearly 3 full games. LeBron is confused by this.

(via kingjaffejoffer)

I hear chalmers slowly shuffling his feet to the unemployment line

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